So, I’m on vacay rn. You would know if you go subscribe to my MeFeed. Been touring the Mediterranean and partying with the Brat Pack, as I do.
Well, so it started getting weird enough that I HAD to write this now. I just didn’t have time to shoot a trid, yk? It just HAPPENED SO FAST! The yacht just docked in Cairo. You know where that is? That’s right! EGYPT! This pixie was about to go take some Polaroids with some mummies, pyramids, and other drek in between the REAL parties (the clubs here are INSANE)! d@7a_D1vA (You know her, right? The decker from the Brat Pack? She has a cute MeFeed.) apparently picked up the trail of something BIG happening in the city. Her bugs sniffed out some security goons going WACKO in the matrix (aren’t they always?).
My friends at MCT DEFFO said I was a-ok though with their latest product, Zero Zone VPN. This thing is SO much more than your standard VPN. I’ve got MCT’s latest BlackICE protecting ALL of my paydata. And even better than that? It’s CHEAP AF! We’re talking like, you know, only 60 nuyen a month! And if you get two years of service, you get like, a month on me. Well, not on me, but you get it, sweethearts. There’s only one name to trust when it comes to cybersecurity and your data, and that’s the #1 AAA megacorp, MCT!
So d@7a_D1vA caught the scent of some decker agents, probably some Lone Star boys (shoutout to top subscriber “TheBadge” in Tulsa!) tracking what they called “a stolen artifact” before some **REDACTED** goons took down their feed. d@7a_D1vA’s connection got fried, and it kicked her out the net. Burned some synapses too, cuz her cyberdeck was TOAST and it even burned out one of her cybereyes. It was INSANE.
But then the WEIRDEST thing happened. It sounded like I was out in Denver (Remember that spicy ‘shoot in the Colorado mountains? You can get a key to it for only 150 nuyen HERE!). There was hootin’ and hollerin’ like there were some cowboys out on the range like 200 years ago! We looked up and, like, no drek, there was some pharaoh riding a statue above the skyline. It was SO WEIRD! It didn’t help that it looked like some drones were shooting at it and totally crashing the mood!
It could have been so cool, until those runners (probably) shot down a drone. The thing fell ON OUR BOAT! When the other girls ran inside, I threw up a protection spell to keep anything else from falling on us. Even as fried as she was, d@7a_D1vA ran over and tried jacking into the unit (She found a new chromed out deck from Renraku when we were in Naples last week. Trid is HERE for you lovelies!) but when she went to slot, the thing SCREAMED! It hurt so bad, but then it blew up! Good thing I had that ward spell up, yk? I didn’t get hurt. But d@7a_D1vA did, pretty bad!
AND IT SPLASHED OIL ALL OVER MY NEW, GOLD SYNTHSILK BIKINI! (Photoshoot is HERE cuties <3)
So, anyway, I’ve been on calls with my lawyers and the Brat Pack took d@7a_D1vA to the hospital. There is NO WAY I am letting **REDACTED** (Probably. I think I saw that logo.) get away with this!
Thanks for reading my little tale, lovelies. Make sure to follow my MeFeed and subscribe and donate, or you don’t really love me </3. I HAVE to replace that bikini soon and if I don’t have you big, strong people pay for it, I will never be able to…
Love ya <3
Trxi3 the Pixie, the hottest elf in your feed
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cAN yOU bEliEVe THis VaPiD dREk, ChuMMerR? tHeRe’s SOMEthiNg BiG aT plAY In CAIrO. Pack up.
